Getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there

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Married life with Ellen and Portia.

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onessmokin:

imhellonwheels:

The fish whisperer

I must learn this technique

onessmokin:

imhellonwheels:

The fish whisperer

I must learn this technique

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Tumblr Code.


If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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I can vouch for this

I can vouch for this

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arcane-umbral:

PLEASE HELP FIND DYLAN PARKER!
Dylan went missing last week and is still not found. He went missing up two mile in Osburn Idaho after a party. If you know anything please call 208-556-1114. Please spread the word and reblog this. His friends and family are desperately searching for him with no luck. Please please PLEASE HELP!!

arcane-umbral:

PLEASE HELP FIND DYLAN PARKER!
Dylan went missing last week and is still not found. He went missing up two mile in Osburn Idaho after a party. If you know anything please call 208-556-1114. Please spread the word and reblog this. His friends and family are desperately searching for him with no luck. Please please PLEASE HELP!!

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okay seriously reblog if you’re older than 12

elisa-1135:

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COME ON PEOPLE, THERE HAS GOT TO BE MORE. image

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embryhallowed:

boydoicry:

seriously tearing up at 2am over steve irwin

such an incredible person who really cherished animals, his death will always hurt my heart. always

gets bitten on the neck by a snake.

"Can you get a close-in on this?"

I will never not love this man with all my heart.

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fr0stedass:

mdpcwilldoyou:

Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?

Stuffed crust is so effing disgusting I can’t even.

Get out of here

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OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

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I have drunk of a water that quenches all thirst.

-Edgar Allan Poe


after-art:

this is better than any television show i have ever seen

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rightbetweenthemoonandmars:

inside-of-the-asylum:

ziddity:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He must have been drinking alcohol. That stuff is flammable. Of course it was going to happen when booze was involved.

I bet he acted like he wanted to be set on fire. I mean can you blame someone for doing it if he was acting like that? Boys will be boys…

If it’s a legitimate incineration, the human body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

rightbetweenthemoonandmars:

inside-of-the-asylum:

ziddity:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He must have been drinking alcohol. That stuff is flammable. Of course it was going to happen when booze was involved.

I bet he acted like he wanted to be set on fire. I mean can you blame someone for doing it if he was acting like that? Boys will be boys…

If it’s a legitimate incineration, the human body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

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